Jenny

zegalba:

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

karenfreethekids:

berserklrina:

inneskeeper:

“If you smile too much you’ll get laugh lines!!!!!” what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body

snuffgf:

not be a flirt but I see God in you

urists:

Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.

(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)

copywriteddad:

she turnin on my timmy… nine months later we some fairly odd parents

thememedaddy:

berserklrina:

mysharona1987:

The French really don’t fuck around.

indig0w0:

Everyone look at my cat after we put up the tree

ruinedchildhood:

archai9925:

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I’ll never feel